so I made Google Translator read the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf song out loud
SHLALBUF
aaaaallllll the bodies!
SHILALBAOWF
ahn?
Again with the laughing out loud but also needing the lights to be turned on.
Going to bed after I finish my birthday milkshake
Banana milkshake with whipped cream and vanilla UNF
Thank you very much! *ROLLS AROUND IN THE LOVE*
Thank you anon! It has been a very good birthday so far. :D Saw MIB3 which was pretty good, got some great new clothes, and am having pizza and milkshakes. I appreciate the well wishes! <3

/gross sobbing
I’m not sure what possessed me to make this (I mean it’s MY birthday, you should be doing shit for ME) but I just felt like doing it (and it almost definitely has nothing to do with that invitation to go to Vegas with you and Matt) and now I’m sobbing all over the keyboard

I fucking miss you, okay? And I BETTER. FUCKING. see you on Thursday, yeh? You get on that fucking plane and you come fucking see your best fucking friend for her fucking birthday. I fucking love you, motherfucker.
Dammit.
For my one true love (besides my cat) Franny McFranFran
from Lola♥
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Goth opera. Blood saga. Sometimes I wonder how we ever got here. Old grudges. Scorned lovers. Sometimes I wonder why we don’t all move on.’Cause we all end up in a tiny pine box. A mighty small drop in a mighty dark plot. And the mighty fine print hastens the trip to our epilogue. So the little girl fled and the king is dead, and the castle is left for the taking. But GeneCo may survive if it undergoes surgery. Surgery.