Oh gosh my cat is weird

Went downstairs to get something and she follows me like a bolt of lightning skidding around on the hardwood floors at machspeed, I spend about 2 seconds getting the thing, then she shoots up the stairs in front of me just as fast and then just lays down when we get back to my bedroom like what

You were so fucking excited for the 2 second field trip to the kitchen but now it’s over and you are so done

Just like her mama
I’m so proud

Behold the majestic penis cloud

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

(Source: foryoubae)

Oh man I don’t know what it is about pizza rolls but they are fucking delicious but strangely not very filling and I swear I can eat them until I throw up like for real I can eat like 30 of them and not feel a thing

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

oh gosh i am going through all my old deviations on dA and i just want to redraw EVERYTHING because i have improved so much and my old art makes me want to scream and i keep looking at things and my mind immediately knows exactly what techniques to use to make everything better and just aaauuugggghhhhhhh