U NEVER LET ME TELL U BOUT MY ROBOTS U CHARLATAN

HEY I DEMANDED RO KNOW ABOIT THEN YOU ARE REE TO SEND ME MANY COMPLEX BACKSTORU ANY TIME YOU WAN

I WAN TO KNOW PLEAS WTELL ME PLEASS PKEASS PLEASW SHARE WIFH ME YOUR SCRETs

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
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Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

if nothing else today i think i finally figured out where my pun curse came from

chasseresse-de-la-lune:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

And Filch is in the corner like 

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stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

yo that’s straight up witchcraft

In your pentagram: A cat, a tablet, a vibrator, a shitty 90s anime DVD, and grits.

the-archlich:

sarakitten:

omg its like you know who i am deep inside

Alternatively: 5 cats.

Also very acceptable

In your pentagram: A cat, a tablet, a vibrator, a shitty 90s anime DVD, and grits.

omg its like you know who i am deep inside

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

nystus:

nystus:

how i ask people not to touch me

this has 200 notes i hate this website

superziggy:

So we’re listening to music and up next was a LOTR play along midi file for my clarinet students…