May 2013
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working on a commission and i’m really proud of it and i start playing with brushes and stuff and suddenly this thing gets so detailed and it’s only supposed to be a $5 one o o p s…
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
napoleonbonerhard:
i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
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shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
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OMG I THINK MY TONGUE JUST HAD AN ORGASM BECAUSE I WAS EATING SOMETHING SWEET THEN I IMMEDIATELY ATE SOMETHING SALTY AND THE FLAVOR WAS BROUGHT OUT SO MUCH AND MY TASTEBUDS WERE SO UNPREPARED FOR THE MAGIC
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sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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the-archlich replied to your post: have you ever just suddenly realized how much you…
txt the G; she loves human contact.
That’s totally what I was doing when I made that post, I was checkin up on her to see how she was doing. I want her to feel better sooooooon T-T
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have you ever just suddenly realized how much you love someone and it just BREAKS YOUR HEART
i love all my friends so so much and i want to be able to see them more but all except two of them moved away and those two are constantly working or at school so I NEVER SEE ANYONE
someone invent a teleporter already so i can visit the only people who care about me
Ugh I was so excited to finally get to see Le Mis and it’s past the halfway mark and I am soooo bored this is the dullest movie and I am so disappointed because I heard such good things and I am such a musical junkie but even the music is dull to me and I am just bummed out
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HALLELUIAH I AM FINISHED WITH THE BIGGEST COMMISSION I’VE EVER RECEIVED
oh wow the hormones are really kicking in, i’m sitting here crying because i’m never going to be able to meet bette midler
so we go out to eat tonight and my mother’s husband looks up at me from across the table and says “hey! you got new glasses!”
and i just slowly look up at him and whisper “i’ve had them since february”
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oh my gosh every single part of my body hurts i can’t move any of my limbs without cringing and my neck feels too brittle to turn my head why is this happening
crowmunist:
ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDING SOMEONE YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH
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i think that bleachers are the worst invention in the history of mankind, they are dangerous and stupid, and also in a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE i have a bruise the size of miami on my assssss
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chadslindberg:
if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
4 Types of Unhealthy Mother-Daughter Relationship
onlinecounsellingcollege:
1. Bosom Buddies: This is where the mother wants to be her daughter’s best friend. The relationship is usually warm and close, and the mother prides herself on always being there to emotionally support and advise her daughter. Communication is open, honest and real – which can start to feel threatening as the daughter gets older and wants to erect appropriate...
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone is complaining about something and the other person gets all preachy at them about it without cause. I mean if they are complaining about something really stupid and vapid and are serious about it then yeah you better slap some common sense into them but
What I’m talking about is like, someone realizes that they have a whole lot of work ahead of...
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me: oh hey i think i’ll watch the mummy movies, i haven’t seen them in a while me: SUDDENLY REMEMBERS AT THE VERY END OF THE MOVIE THAT SCORPIONS ARE MY WORST FEAR me: WOW FUCK THAT IS A GIANT SCORPION me: DWAYNE JOHNSON DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY LESS HORRIBLE
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…..so apparently every time my air conditioner kicks on my tv turns off now
huh.
gonna be a fun summer
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ROOOAAARRRRRSSSSSS
LINEART IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU
thetremblingofmyhand:
Hey, let’s read some fanfics
lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
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dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
it’s 3am and I want a quesadilla so bad
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elksy:
i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
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one of my favorite pastimes is proving to my northern friend that certain southern stereotypes are totally true lol
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
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zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
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working on a commission involving fantasy adventure type wardrobe
WATCHES LORD OF THE RINGS FOR INSPIRATION
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