February 2012
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“ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL RICE CAKE
THE BEAUTIFUL RICE CAKE FELL...”
– I am the best fucking story teller in the land, beeyotch. Somebody fling me a Pulitzer, NOW
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OHGOD
CLANNAD WAT ARE U DOING TO MEH
I’m only 5 minutes into episode 3, and I’ve already cried and laughed so hard I cried again
WHY
HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS
I’M ALREADY SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
NAGISA’S DAD, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE BE MY FATHER INSTEAD
OR AT LEAST MY CRAZY UNCLE
Seriously, I laughed so hard I was crying when he stuffed the...
January 2012
125 posts
I hate this time of the month
It always makes me
fucking crazy
Like, screaming throwing things trying to cut my own eyes out crazy
There is like constant adrenaline pumping through me and I keep getting the urge to laugh hysterically while just staring at nothing in particular, then burst into tears
FUCK YOU HORMONES
I THOUGHT WE HAD TAKEN CARE OF THIS MANIC PERSONALITY SPLIT IN 8TH GRADE
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What my cats constantly fail to realize is…
They will never, ever win the staring contest.
I AM THE CHAMPEEEEEN
And they shan’t evah beat me.
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HUURRRKKKKKK
DRAWING SEXY BISHIE MEN
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
I ALREADY HAD A SMALL FIT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THEM
WHY ARE NOSES AND FINGERS SO DUMB
I HATE DRAWING THEM
ALSO DRAWING SO MANY CROTCHES AND BUTTS IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE
VERY
VERY
UNCOMFORTABLE
T_T
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“HOT DAMN SON OF A HUSH PUPPY”
– Me, after being scared shitless while in the shower
Life is just
so weird right now
meggadoodle:
smugleaf42:
...
I am the most useless human being
I have literally done nothing but lay in bed and watch My Fair Wedding with David Tutera all day long
LITERALLY
NOTHING
My GOD I love weddings
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RAGE
RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
Oh hey there
when did the world turn upside down
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Just because you got yourself pregnant does not mean you are the center of the universe.
I really don’t want to hate you. All this crap I keep hearing is just second-hand word of mouth, and I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt; and I honestly don’t know you that well but the few times we’ve hung out we got along really well.
But you mess with the baby chicks,...
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Ah LINK
rantsofamarriedwoman:
neverbound:
pochamarama:
Always.
SARA!
THIS GIF MAKES ME LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY.
HALP!
SWEET
JESUS
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Sooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuch aaaaannnggeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Just die already okay
Just
Stop this nasty business with your crazy traps okay
You are ruining my entire strategy
I don’t know any other way to play this game
I am just a one trick pony, I can’t just swap my whole deck out because of you
BECAUSE I AM STUBBORN AND REFUSE TO CHANGE JUST TO KICK YOUR ASS
...
That was unpleasantly short
WOW
SHIT
Not even an hour into Wednesday Night Madness and everything just goes to FUCK
I was on a roll with Nightmare Troubador, thought I was finally going to get past the Big 5 (been stuck there for over a year) I was beating everyone in under 10 turns, and then Gozuburo just fucks me up the ass and the shitty game doesn’t let you save between all these duels so I have to start all the...
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I AM
SO HAPPY
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT GO
It's Wednesday Night Madness
Every Wednesday I have the house to myself. Mom goes to her exercise night and her husband teaches his bible study kids. I usually think of all kinds of wonderful things to do while I am home without any supervision. So what is on the agenda for tonight?
This bitch is popping in her ancient Yu-Gi-Oh! DVDs and playing Nightmare Troubador.
LET THE MOTHERFUCKING NIGHTMARE BEGIN
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Hey Sadie
Hey
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
That is all
kbye
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I am so tired
All the time
I can’t wait for this menstrual cycle to be OVER
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Dude
This medicine
I feel like I just ate a bcuket full of shrooms
It takes the pain away, but damn
Everything is funny
and colorful
And tastes like Mellow Yellow
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This is Bad
Oh my gosh, ya’ll
I’ve never had mood swings this bad before. Someone just threatened me, and I was laughing hysterically to their face, it was so awesome and hilarious. And then literally a few seconds later I got so violently nauseous that I knocked the chair over to get to the bathroom in time. Now I’m shaking and feel like crying and the world is ending
This is why...
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It’s 3 in the morning.
I’m on my period
and eating leftover pizza
while watching 90’s Nick
So another girl that I know is pregnant. She’s younger than me…and her and her husband haven’t even been married for a year yet…
I’m just
I can’t
I don’t understand people sometimes. I know it’s none of my business and I don’t even know them that well anymore, we kind of fell out of touch, but…
I’m just tired of everyone...
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I just forgot how to draw arms
-shoots self in the head-
Why is this happening
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I am seriously about to lose it
If you never hear from me again I have been arrested for the murder of an 8-year-old in cold blood
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Dear Perspective,
EAT SHIT.
Love, Sara
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“I am a worker at the Department of Redundancy Department.”
– masterofintrigue
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Sara: YOU MADE YOUR ICON
Sara: A PICTURE OF ME
Sara: GETTING THREATENED AT KNIFEPOINT
Gina: Huh. I guess it does sound terrible when you put it like that...
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Why I Love My Husband...
rantsofamarriedwoman:
So, the other day I’m making supper. Ya know, doing my wifely thing stirring my chicken concoation in the crock-pot. Matthew, who was in the next room playing Dragon Quest VIII, was talking to me about some health insurance options he had been researching. Suddenly, all was quiet. I sat down my spoon and began to turn around, when all of a sudden I felt a draft where there...
