Hormones: Hey how’s it going, guess what I’m gonna make your emotions go crazy and you’ll cry at the littlest thing even though you totally got over your period last week and have no reason to feel this way, enjoy your birthday tomorrow Me: Fuck
gleekinstarpotter: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
I don’t wanna go to the dentist I don’t wanna go to the dentist I don’t wanna go to the dentist I hate the dentist, oh no I’m having flashbacks now, OH THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR, dentists are stupid what even are the point of dentists, why does everyone hate me THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION WHY THEY WOULD MAKE ME GO BACK, OGOD hyperventilating— cant breathe—...
Me: Okay, I need to get cleaning today. Lots to do. Me: *DRAWS SONIC FANCHARACTERS*
Just watched 'Morning Glory' for the first time
Pretty sure hearing Harrison Ford say “Until I woke her with my African rain stick” was the singular best moment of my life
Okay so weirdest dream ever last night I’m watching really badly dubbed DBZ fandubs, (in the “so bad they’re amazing” way) then suddenly I’m trying to get in the shower but there are people everywhere and they won’t leave so I can get naked, and suddenly I’m no longer at home but this strange house I’ve never seen before and all these teenagers are...
/slowly dies on the inside whyyyyyyyy is it so hard to just say what i mean sometimes i mean damn
So Mom calls me while leaving the theater
Mom: The Avengers was really good! I think you'd like it.
Me: I'm sure I will.
Mom: So why are you so anti-Avengers?
Me: Is it so wrong that I just wanna wait till it comes out on DVD? I don't really like the Avengers, I'd rather pay $3 to rent it than $10 to go out, plus gas and treats-
Mom: Okay, okay. Hey, question, does that girl have any superpowers? The Natasha something? With red hair?
Me: The Scarlet Johansen one? I don't know. I've told you repeatedly I don't know anything about Marvel stuff, I'm a DC girl, Mom.
Mom: Yeah, but you like comics.
Me: MOM. Focus. I don't even know who all is in the Avengers. Except the Hulk.
Mom: Well there's him and Thor and Captain America and Iron Man and that girl....I think that's it.
Me: And Samuel Jackson.
Mom: And Samuel Jackson. His voice is his superpower.
Me: Oh my God.
Dude. Today is my mom and her husband’s wedding anniversary. 5 freaking years. Doesn’t feel like that long… Well they’re off seeing the Avengers and having dinner together and I’m sitting here in my pjs wondering what to do. Anyone have any brilliant ideas? Also damn my head still hurts
Bleh. My birthday is in one week and I have no idea what to do. I don’t know what I want to do, I don’t know what I want for a gift, I don’t know who (if anyone) I want to invite…. It’s just all coming at me at once. I forgot I even had a birthday. And suddenly BAM it’s here. I’m trying not to stress about it, but I still am. I mean I know it’s MY...
groovymuttations: fangirls we have problems too we’re just like you except we cry over fictional characters at 4 am
the-archlich replied to your post: I would like to issue a formal apology to everyone… HEY! HEY! NONE OF THAT NOW! WE ARE GLAD YOU EXIST! WE ARE A SANDWICH, REMEMBER? Yes and we are best sandwich best sandwich But some days I just feel like everything that comes out of my mouth is stupid and what was supposed to be funny was just soooo not, but I just had a giant wad of rice krispie candy...
I would like to issue a formal apology to everyone on the internet for existing.
So, awkward moment While recording some lines for an audition thingy my stepdad came home right as I was screaming the line “I’M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND CALL YOU A FUCKASS”
There is still soooo much wrong with me. I was just sitting here wondering if I wanted to actually do something productive or just go to bed, when I remembered that LittleKuriboh had posted the new Evil Council video that I have yet to watch And my first response to myself is “Oh wait, I can’t. I’m not wearing pants.” This coming from the girl who refuses to change...
Sitting here wrapped up in an electric blanket in a tiny ball on the sofa eating ice cream fighting the cramps because I’m out of pain meds and I have no car to go get any more because stepdad’s car broke down and he has mine so I’m just curled up here watching Netflix staring at my cat circling me like a shark
Okay so as with every time I clean out my closet, I’m taking the clothes that I don’t wear anymore or don’t fit to Goodwill or Salvation Army, whichever one happens to be closer. But several of the shirts in the pile have stains on them; not like huge, hideous stains, but like maybe the size of a dime or quarter. And on the one hand I’m like, I can’t just hand them a...
just fuck everything i’ve been trying for over 3 hours to get this program to work and i just cant handle it anymore goodnight
Trying to watch Batman but Michael Keaton is just slowly draining my life energy away with his general terribleness Also I legitimately cannot look at him and not see this fucker So pretty much every movie of his is ruined for me because of things in my childhood that shall never be discussed, oh no never, inside the vault they ssssssstay… Oh hey Jack Nicholson didn’t see you...
FA;SDLKFN;OIFUEWIOTUPAEORIHFDFN,DMNG;ASDKFJDS;KFJ HE SAID IT “Put the bunny back in the box”
WATCHING CON AIR
And literally all I can think of is REUNITE WITH LOVING WIFE AND DAUGHTER AND THIS IS LEGIT ME or it was the first time I saw Con Air, seriously, it started my never ceasing infatuation with Nic Cage pretty sure i’m a female John Egbert, literally all but like 2 of the movie posters on his wall are in my list of all-time favorite movies, no joke sobbing
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still...
Some Help Please
Okay so I mentioned earlier that I got a job at the local t-shirt print place. The guy is letting me set all my own prices and letting me be really in control of pretty much everything on my end, and he is wanting a ballpark price range for my services. Thing is, I’ve never really done all this before and let’s face it I have like no concept of money, I’m soooo bad at handling...
Oh it’s 2 in the morning you say? Perfect! There’s just enough time for ONE MORE PUZZLE
How I Know My Period Is Coming Any Second
I’m sitting here in the middle of the floor with a double shot of hot chocolate with a giant mountain of whipped cream watching the Professor Layton movie and crying because HOT DAMN when his theme starts playing at the beginning with the zoom out of London and those gorgeous wind and string instruments and fucking shti ist just so beautufl this swelling orchestra shit I cant take it
I really need to stop watching Mystery Diagnosis while eating
Stepdad: *while fixing dinner* You know that song you gave me a few years ago? The one that goes BLAAHBLAAH HIIYAAAA NLLAAAH BELLA FLA FLA LOOOOEEEEYYYYAH? By that Lord Tumor guy?
Me: .........................you mean Loituma? Ievan's Polka?
Stepdad: Yeah, that one. It makes me angry. When I listen to it I want to punch things. Is it like Satanic chanting or something?
Me: .........................it's a polka song.
Stepdad: Aw, yeah. *walks away*
Me: ......................... *stands there in silence, slowly eats hot dog*
Ugh. Bros. Last night I had this really long dream where I was stuck in this hotel because of bad weather or something, and in the room next to mine was Justin Beiber, and he spent an entire day with me doing nothing but eating ice cream together and also I think he was hitting on me NO MORE HOT CHOCOLATE BEFORE BED NO NO MORE
Well, I’m camping out in the living room again. Turns out the AC wasn’t “fixed” after all. The repair guy ordered a part though, I just hope it gets here soon. Looks like its just me, the air mattress, and Professor Layton tonight. And also probably two or more of the cats depending on who hates me today.
himitsudollz: groovychainsaws: inspiredbreathing: groovychainsaws: corncobs: groovychainsaws: “So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a… ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?” “Well it definitely wasn’t a…. BREEZE” “Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got… NERVES OF STEEL.” “Well, I’d say you two have practically hit.. ROCK...