as;dlkfj;asfdjk  I know it’s stupid of me but I just get so ;ASLKDFJ;SOFJS; when the wrong stuff gets notes

I mean in truth I am grateful for any sort of recognition, the fact that ANYONE likes my art is super mega cool to the max, but still sometimes I see something that I worked really really hard on get like maybe 5 notes and then some weird thing I doodled in like 30 minutes flies past the hundred note mark and I’m just like

the fuck is wrong wit chall

haha been readin creepypasta all day and now i’m hearing the floorboards creak and they are getting progressively closer so if you guys never hear from me again i guess i opened a portal to the underworld or some shit YOLO

fyeahclassicalcomposers:

anthropologylove:

sebastianstansjawline:

mattreadsthings:

englandisenglandyet:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

kaleviaz:

its-tuesday-again:

thanks, ireland

you’ve nailed it again

cAN’T BREATHE

FUCKING

IM SHITTING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER

FRICK

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I’m laughing way too loud for this time of night.

OH MY JOHANNES BRAHMS

this cat is so fucking weird

she’s been draped over my chair for like an hour just staring out the window pausing occasionally to chew on the chair

FUCKING SHITBAGS THERE IS A REASON I ALWAYS CUT THE TV OFF AFTER THE RING IS FINALLY DESTROYED THE END OF THE MOVIE DESTROYS ME

weeps and vomits from emotions

the-archlich replied to your post: If anyone ever doubts my social anxiety / extreme…

But I heard you love to scream!

I SWEAR TO GOD BEN

ONE OF THESE DAYS

STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN

If anyone ever doubts my social anxiety / extreme aversion to causing other people trouble even for my own good, let me tell you this story

One time I was volunteering at a food bank and one of the workers was operating a forklift to move another pallet of frozen chicken patties for us to unload and he accidentally set it down on my foot, and it took everyone like a whole minute to realize it because I was just going “Excuse me. Umm. Excuse me. This is crushing my foot. Somebody please.” really calmly and they had to go get the forklift guy to come back and remove it, and then I couldn’t walk for like 2 days after that

all because I refused to scream for help because these people were strangers and I was terrified to draw attention to myself

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

ugugghgugeehggugggh getting commissioned to draw something you like

eventualprocrastination:

sameoldsorceress:

andispyralgoesmad:

I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.

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Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?

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(Source: countandi)

rnedia:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

(Source: drarna)