OH MY GOD

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO STORE ICE CREAM IN FUCKING CARDBOARD BOXES

THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY ICE CREAM COULD BECOME SOFT AS IT SAT OUT WHILE A PERSON WAS WAITING FOR IT TO NOT BE HARD AS A FUCKING ROCK SO THEY COULD GET A SPOON INTO IT TO GET IT INTO A BOWL OR SOMETHING AND THEN THERE’S MOST DEFINITELY NO WAY THE SOFT ICE CREAM COULD FUCKING SOAK THROUGH THE CARDBOARD BECAUSE CARDBOARD ISN’T FUCKING AFFECTED BY MOISTURE IN THE SLIGHTEST OH FUCKING NO

SO THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY ANY COMBINATION OF EVENTS COULD LEAD TO A BIG HUNK OF ICE CREAM WRAPPED IN A FUCKING LAYER OF SOGGY CARDBOARD HELD TOGETHER BY FUCKING DUCTTAPE IN SOMEONE’S FREEZER SO LET’S SELL THIS SHIT AT WALMART