“Your daughter’s got a nice rack”

OMG JUST SAW WONDER WOMAN (the 2009 animated film) AND HOLY SHIT THAT WAS LIKE THE BEST MOVIE I’VE EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

SO MUCH SEXUAL INNUENDOOOO

SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION AND VOICE WORK

SO MUCH GOREY BATTLE SCENES

SO MUCH ALFRED MOLINA

SO MUCH HAIR FLIPPING

AND SO MUCH CLEAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SRSLY CAN’T SAY ENOUGH GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT

I think the reason I liked it so much was because I would never ever show it to my 8-year-old cousin and his friends. I love it when they make cartoons for us older nerds. I’ve loved Princess Diana since I was little and got my very first Wonder Woman book at this dinky little thrift store. I remember seeing it in some random dollar bin all by itself and I HAD TO HAVE IT. I didn’t know what it was but IT MUST BECOME MINE. It told Wonder Woman’s origin story, and since then I’ve always been more fascinated with her background and the Amazons than Wonder Woman herself (being all modern with her silly invisible jet and whatnot). AND THIS MOVIE HAD SO MUCH AMAZON. It was beautiful. Now go watch it.