violinkind:

[MUFFLED SCREAMING OF ENTIRE HOMESTUCK FANDOM IN THE DISTANCE]

(Source: eldritchduchess)

And today just becomes the day of many adventures

I am coming up the stairs and just happen to see the cat no one likes squatting on my rug about to do God knows what, so I yell at her to scare her into going outside to do it but she just sits there staring at me like the bitch she is and I’m like OH HELL NO so I run over and she takes off running but she has already started pooping so there is poop hanging from her butt so I’m trying to catch her before something terrible happens but as she rounds the corner her body turns but the poop keeps going in the same direction and detaches in mid air and I’m just running in slow motion screeching as the rope of poop flies through the air from the cat’s ass and rolls away

I swear to God I saw it in slow motion with anime sparkles around it

gleekinstarpotter:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost)