brokensky:

Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato 

  • me: internet frien-
  • parents: PEDOPHILES
  • friends: PEDOPHILES
  • people at school: PEDOPHILES
  • internet friends: well yeah okay maybe a little
the most accurate personification of tumblr is probably the grinch
thebatmanchild:

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

screaming only makes you die faster top researchers have discovered.

thebatmanchild:

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

screaming only makes you die faster top researchers have discovered.

hihowsyourlife:

  • ice age
  • ice age: the meltdown
  • ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs
  • ice age: continental drift
  • ice age: the cavemen
  • ice age: roman empire
  • ice age: the birth of jesus
  • ice age: the dark ages
  • ice age: the renaissance
  • ice age: discovery of america
  • ice age: wwii
  • ice age: 9/11