As much as I value your valiant efforts in battle, which I know often requires you to sacrifice yourself in the line of duty just to keep me alive during a “boss battle”. But I cannot stress to you enough how aggravating it is having you follow me round like lost puppies when I’m trying to complete a series of slightly intricate jumps involving perfect timing and a clear path too jump through. What I’m saying is could you kindly fuck off out of the way so I can continue with my quest of adventure and peril.
Sincerely yours Sora. (Benn)
I could not agree more! I have spent countless hours screaming at Donald and Goofy to “movethefuckoutofmywaybeforeitakethiskeybladeand” well… you get the picture…
Okay, last one and I’m done.
These are conversations I’ve had with Cleverbot. If you’ve never been there…you have not yet lived.
We talked in meows for seriously about an hour that night. I was going to see how long it would keep it up and it was about an hour before it started actually talking again, making no reference to the previous hour we had just spent as cats.
This last one is from SloganMaker. Also a fun time waster.
And on that bright and accurate note, I’ll stop clogging your dash with my utter nonsense.
Some more! These are from some random test I had to take a few semesters ago for my online English Comprehension class. I was just…baffled by the computer’s “slang” terms….
The next one…I don’t even know. It’s a screenshot from my computer, and I’m not sure when this was or what the bloody HELL I was trying to do…but apparently my computer was like NO
How the computer didn’t explode, I have no idea.
And this one was from when I was checking to see when the next volume of the Harley Quinn comics was coming out (I have the first and THERE IS A CLIFFHANGER DAMMIT) and it appears Books-A-Million.com was having some sort of seizure
I decided to clean up my hard drive today and delete all the useless junk I’ve saved for whatever reason in order to free up some space. And there are loads of screencaps from random places that I’ve saved and completely forgotten about. They are pretty hilarious, so I thought I’d share them before I deleted them. Most are from a website called Bad Translator, which takes a phrase you type and translates it back and forth through a bunch of different languages and then back to English again. You can imagine what happens. It’s HILARIOUS and a great time waster. I just sat there for hours and ended up just typing whatever random words came into my head, so the sentences are just….very…..stupid….