do u ever get so torn between being productive or doing something fun that they cancel each other out and you wind up just sitting on your ass
- Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
- Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
- being late
- things i said five minutes ago
- things i said five years ago
- people touching me
- being around a ton of people
- being yelled at
- wondering if people are talking about me
- every action i do
- and just about everything else
Dont bite my neck,
Dont kiss my neck,
Don’t touch my neck,
Don’t even breath on it,
Don’t even look at it,
Unless you want to fuck.
i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
(Source: filharmagic)
do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with
like some people you talk to like youre both english majors and then others u talk 2 like youre having a mental breakdown
fbit:
have you ever had a crush on an character and you’re like too embarrassed to look at .gifs of them or fanart because you legitimately have a crush on them
- me: tries to reblog less Homestuck and more of my other fandoms
- me: fails spectacularly.
- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
Seeing someone’s artwork that is beautiful, and is at least ten times better than yours.
“Just a doodle!”
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
