So apparently it’s Michael Keaton’s birthday today?

Well then in celebration let me present a small token

This isn’t an attack on him personally, I don’t assume to know what kind of person he is having never met him, duh, but if you know me at all you know that I have a deeply seeded hatred of the man for contributing to (and therefore ruining) my childhood and perception of reality and other people and every single one of his movies makes me sad to be a human oh and also he was the WORST BATMAN EVER AND HE SHAMES THE VERY AIR I BREATHE and I need to go play my video game before the hyperventilating starts and I start having panic induced flashbacks