TIME FOR MEGA UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE HOUR

I liked Arkham Asylum better. Story-wise, at least. I didn’t actually play AA, I just watched Kyle do it because I don’t have any of the consoles it’s out for. But while I was in Atlanta I hijacked Matt’s PS3 and played through almost all of AC. I really, REALLY hated the gameplay. I’m glad I didn’t buy either of them.

I feel very cheated. Oh well. I’m going to go drown my terror in Fruity Pebbles.

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WHY DIDN’T ANYONE WARN ME ABOUT THE ENDING??? When it kept zooming in on his dying face I was slowly backing away from the screen like FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK because apparently TITAN gives people zombieface, and in case you haven’t noticed I am scared frightened terrified horrified petrified of zombies. They are like my worst fear ever. So now I’m going to have FUCKING NIGHTMARES about Zombie!Joker

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

THANK YOU

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

-sobs-