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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

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I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

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You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

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Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

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i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

The stray cat we’ve been feeding finally let me pet him. Went from “will run if you get closer than 3 feet from my person” to full on belly rubs in like 2 minutes. It was like as soon as I tricked him into letting me give his head the tiniest little scratch he was like “oh shit you got pets? scritches even??? why didn’t you say so????” and he was rubbing on my legs like a goddamn slut

as if I haven’t been locking eyes with this motherfucker (metaphorically, I know that is a sign of aggression and wanted him to feel unthreatened by me) and telling him he was going to become my best friend and he had no choice in the matter for the past month

I always win. I always wear them down. Every cat is my friend. And they will like it.

why wont the void just fucking swallow me

Every time I feel like my time on this mortal plane is finally over the brass section of Madonna and Justin Timberlake’s 4 Minutes drags me screaming back from the brink of madness

what is it about that goddamn song